<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26104163</id><updated>2011-04-21T12:05:15.874-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Dr. Deckchair Funderlik's Scientific Bulge</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deckchairfunderlik.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26104163/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deckchairfunderlik.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Dr Deckchair Funderlik</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18154113739198778845</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>3</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26104163.post-114538172240947857</id><published>2006-04-18T10:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-18T10:35:22.430-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Bread rolls in the street</title><content type='html'>It was near the post office that I spotted two bread rolls in the street.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think that they might have been Crispy Cobblers or Monkey Rums. I wanted (badly wanted) to pick them up and eat them but I was being observed by a policeman so I just kept walking.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Later, at home, I was gripped by an overwhelming sense of futility - an aporia that no amount of brioche could fill.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/26104163-114538172240947857?l=deckchairfunderlik.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deckchairfunderlik.blogspot.com/feeds/114538172240947857/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=26104163&amp;postID=114538172240947857' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26104163/posts/default/114538172240947857'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26104163/posts/default/114538172240947857'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deckchairfunderlik.blogspot.com/2006/04/bread-rolls-in-street.html' title='Bread rolls in the street'/><author><name>Dr Deckchair Funderlik</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18154113739198778845</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26104163.post-114517153252483249</id><published>2006-04-16T00:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-16T00:12:12.533-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Bread rolls</title><content type='html'>I went shopping for bread rolls. On the shelves, there were so many kinds!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Faced with the crushing burden of choice in a meaningless universe, I went home empty handed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just ate grass in the end.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/26104163-114517153252483249?l=deckchairfunderlik.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deckchairfunderlik.blogspot.com/feeds/114517153252483249/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=26104163&amp;postID=114517153252483249' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26104163/posts/default/114517153252483249'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26104163/posts/default/114517153252483249'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deckchairfunderlik.blogspot.com/2006/04/bread-rolls.html' title='Bread rolls'/><author><name>Dr Deckchair Funderlik</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18154113739198778845</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26104163.post-114502408231521096</id><published>2006-04-14T07:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-14T07:14:42.323-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Dark empty nothing</title><content type='html'>Woke up. &lt;br /&gt;Felt the curshing weight of non-being forcing all the joy out of every living pore in my poor, shattered body.&lt;br /&gt;Bought an ice cream.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/26104163-114502408231521096?l=deckchairfunderlik.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deckchairfunderlik.blogspot.com/feeds/114502408231521096/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=26104163&amp;postID=114502408231521096' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26104163/posts/default/114502408231521096'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26104163/posts/default/114502408231521096'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deckchairfunderlik.blogspot.com/2006/04/dark-empty-nothing.html' title='Dark empty nothing'/><author><name>Dr Deckchair Funderlik</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18154113739198778845</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry></feed>
